Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.