Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death