Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.