First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.