The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?