Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.