They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis