He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers