Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?