The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence