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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?