I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel