In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.