still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?