I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.