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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet

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(508): I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet http://tfl.nu/ryzv

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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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(215): he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles http://tfl.nu/ya5r

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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

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(603): My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state. http://tfl.nu/6i4f

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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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(229): It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing. http://tfl.nu/o6in

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high people should be assigned attendants

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(757): high people should be assigned attendants http://tfl.nu/w28j

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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(202): We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible. http://tfl.nu/l361

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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

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dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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(214): does wine, beer, and vodka mix well?? (817): dude, everything can mix, this is college. http://tfl.nu/mqi0

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So can I buy you a drink sometime?

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Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.

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(918): So can I buy you a drink sometime? (206): Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days. http://tfl.nu/hks4

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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.

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Sounds like a plan.

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(818): If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him. (323): Sounds like a plan. http://tfl.nu/lnib

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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am

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(610): i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am http://tfl.nu/0mrv

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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(914): ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol http://tfl.nu/wxs2

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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

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gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

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yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(973): this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg (1-973): gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something? (973): yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars http://tfl.nu/7tyz

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so I ended up banging her last night

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dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?

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i don't even remember

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(414): so I ended up banging her last night (1-414): dude I remember her. You sure it was a her? (414): i don't even remember http://tfl.nu/73hr

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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?

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(760): What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch? http://tfl.nu/c2lm

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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore

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(617): i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore http://tfl.nu/4xlx

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