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    (614): View more from Ohio

    Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?

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    (818): View more from California

    I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

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    (617): View more from Massachusetts

    Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed

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    (504): View more from Louisiana

    Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.

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    (803): View more from South Carolina

    if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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    (360): View more from Washington

    Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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    (301): View more from Maryland

    I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

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    How'd that go?

    (301): View more from Maryland

    Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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    (631): View more from New York

    there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.

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    (281): View more from Texas

    Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?

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    Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"

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    (434): View more from Virginia

    just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!

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    why is this not a picture message?!?!

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    (613): View more from Ontario

    You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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    (480): View more from Arizona

    you are hot. that is all.

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    who is this?

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    the delivery driver from silvermine.

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    (214): View more from Texas

    someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet

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    (978): View more from Massachusetts

    i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.

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    (519): View more from Ontario

    Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.

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