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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling

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(208): opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling http://tfl.nu/a6db

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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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(973): pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy http://tfl.nu/hiwh

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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.

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(856): It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle. http://tfl.nu/cqa0

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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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(456): im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out http://tfl.nu/zwp7

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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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(404): So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night. http://tfl.nu/skws

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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors

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(978): just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors http://tfl.nu/9psa

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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

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(214): I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. http://tfl.nu/pcf7

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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night

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(312): it's gonna be a chat room kind of night http://tfl.nu/owfm

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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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(+44): Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying http://tfl.nu/14fx

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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup

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(678): So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup http://tfl.nu/agqr

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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.

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(604): My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't. http://tfl.nu/nrau

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Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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(563): Your favorite bartender is back from prision http://tfl.nu/uuje

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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.

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(703): We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college. http://tfl.nu/pxwn

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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.

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(440): it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time. http://tfl.nu/xax0

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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity

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(210): remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity http://tfl.nu/9sni

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