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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.

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(806): How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking. http://tfl.nu/9w1c

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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.

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(310): I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember. http://tfl.nu/e7ka

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(985): View more from Louisiana

he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....

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(985): he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say.... http://tfl.nu/7igc

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(716): View more from New York

u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

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(716): u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you. http://tfl.nu/wk7e

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?

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(832): it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right? http://tfl.nu/a8lp

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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.

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(708): You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook. http://tfl.nu/mlr4

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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me

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(714): Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me http://tfl.nu/5ujc

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(925): View more from California

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(925): make sure i look cute passed out on the couch. http://tfl.nu/459h

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat

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(615): i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat http://tfl.nu/x2jk

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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.

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(412): I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon. http://tfl.nu/2tzw

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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"

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(971): :O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out" http://tfl.nu/uf6x

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream

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(203): Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream http://tfl.nu/mtat

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Swine flu is the new snow day.

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(503): Swine flu is the new snow day. http://tfl.nu/92oq

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(614): View more from Ohio

im so drunk with asians

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where?

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always

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(614): im so drunk with asians (1-614): where? (614): always http://tfl.nu/is91

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.

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(303): I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed. http://tfl.nu/amby

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