You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno