Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.