I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?