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    (703): View more from Virginia

    just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.

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    (203): View more from Connecticut

    dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me

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    (919): View more from North Carolina

    Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??

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    (480): View more from Arizona

    You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI

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    (615): View more from Tennessee

    He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."

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    (606): View more from Kentucky

    you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later

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    (973): View more from New Jersey

    They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.

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    (419): View more from Ohio

    How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?

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    (631): View more from New York

    I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.

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    I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.

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    (+44): View more from England

    His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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    (410): View more from Maryland

    a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out

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    (203): View more from Connecticut

    He told me they were just razor bumps!

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    (208): View more from Idaho

    found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.

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    (732): View more from New Jersey

    doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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    (603): View more from New Hampshire

    I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament

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