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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish

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(516): you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish http://tfl.nu/rp8q

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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.

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(502): i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower. http://tfl.nu/fhy8

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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.

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(940): Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next. http://tfl.nu/2m7k

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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style

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(567): i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style http://tfl.nu/1r2g

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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??

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(503): You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!?? http://tfl.nu/qs7s

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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.

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(313): I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life. http://tfl.nu/7obq

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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

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Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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(614): Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once? (410): Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women http://tfl.nu/hhx6

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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"

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(254): The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro" http://tfl.nu/wdu7

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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

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(864): Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself http://tfl.nu/j8cd

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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.

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(781): he breathalyzed me before we had sex. http://tfl.nu/k1vd

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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook

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(850): i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook http://tfl.nu/q3m5

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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.

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(303): I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer. http://tfl.nu/2j6i

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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually

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(501): My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually http://tfl.nu/zmvh

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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".

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(330): Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay". http://tfl.nu/1f7s

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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(919): just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great! http://tfl.nu/724w

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