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Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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(240): Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr! http://tfl.nu/r5un

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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes

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(908): wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes http://tfl.nu/2bzs

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Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.

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(503): Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now. http://tfl.nu/gxcf

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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv

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(801): My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv http://tfl.nu/1bcq

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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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(540): I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune. http://tfl.nu/4goo

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I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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(678): I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes. http://tfl.nu/k74c

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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.

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(859): I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more. http://tfl.nu/etjd

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I think i peed on brittanys purse

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(314): I think i peed on brittanys purse http://tfl.nu/cbx1

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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(678): well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list http://tfl.nu/inae

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ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions

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(813): ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions http://tfl.nu/w3os

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Buhtt sex?

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(503): Buhtt sex? http://tfl.nu/zx30

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I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket

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(215): I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket http://tfl.nu/8xo3

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I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.

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(207): I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated. http://tfl.nu/fawe

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I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B

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(305): I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B http://tfl.nu/epjn

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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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(512): HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter? http://tfl.nu/9l91

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