It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday