Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My penis needs a shock collar
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.