Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that