Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?