What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company