I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't