They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S