I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.