Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis