best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do