well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.