He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.