I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.