Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you