Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing