oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie