You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest