I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel