You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza