going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Send us your Text From Last Night!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.