I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.