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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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