Tap Here to view the Mobile Optimized TFLN
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Follow @tfln
Cracked IndieClick Humor