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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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