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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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