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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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