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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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