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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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