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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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