Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.