she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good