It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.