My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.