I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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I vomited out my contact lenses last night