She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?