Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"