nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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