You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.